Forest Park UMC wins 2nd Friendliest Church

…that’s because all the other churches claim they won FIRST

You guys aren’t gonna believe how they won…read the 3 reasons below:
  1. The good news: The new pastor, David Willis, is from Dothan, Alabama…and he is friendly to a fault!
    The bad news: When someone visits or joins, he gives them either a mood ring or a lava lamp. We’re proud of that lava lamp, as it just won Alabama’s comeback appliance of the year!
  2. The good news: Forest Park UMC has the only lazy-boy-ultra-plush reclining pews in the entire Panhandle of Florida!
    The bad news: A fistfight determines who gets to use them. Last week we had a 93 year old grandma take down a 230 lb Mosley linebacker for her right to the lazy-boy reclining pew.
  3. The good news: Capt. Anderson’s caters our free all you can eat visitor & member celebration dinner.
    The bad news: It happens on the 53rd week of the year.
Some other news…

Check them out online or in person this Sunday!

Forest Park United Methodist Church
1401 W 23rd St
Panama City FL 32405
www.fpumc.org
www.facebook.com/fpumcpc

8am Traditional Service
9:15am Sunday School Hour
10:30am Contemporary Service

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